gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse
ses-pures-couleurs:

home-of-many-muses:

betaluck:

mirielstome:

stridershead:

this is comedy fucking gold you assholes

YOU LITTLE SHIT

Tack the city of townsville???????????

Attack on the city of townsville!

IS UNDER A TACK
UNDER ATTACK
UNDER A TACK

ses-pures-couleurs:

home-of-many-muses:

betaluck:

mirielstome:

stridershead:

this is comedy fucking gold you assholes

YOU LITTLE SHIT

Tack the city of townsville???????????

Attack on the city of townsville!

IS UNDER A TACK

UNDER ATTACK

UNDER A TACK

takayaabe:

MABEL AND DIPPER SHOULD KISS

caramelkeks:

love is so difficult

craycraystic:

Me shipping pinecest, step by step My art blog > craycrayart.tumblr.com

angrywocunited:

White people claim “race doesn’t matter” but change their favorite white characters to a POC, all hell breaks loose. 

tel-e-path:

When you see people throwing away perfectly good iPhones for the next upgrade: ( ͡°_ ͡°)


The One In Front Of Your Eyes May Be Kira, But he Is Also The God Of The New World!!!
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The One In Front Of Your Eyes May Be Kira, But he Is Also The God Of The New World!!!

frenchbreadrecovery:

juststayinuglyville:

frenchbreadrecovery:

PLEASE PLEASE READ AND REBLOG PLEASE

On July 17th 2014 my father in law, who is a part time trucker,  was in northern Ohio getting ready to sleep in the bed in the cab of his truck. After laying down in bed he heard some shaking noises in the trailer of his truck. He proceeded to call 911 to alert them and then heard someone jiggling the handle to the cab. Suddenly, a bullet shot through the drivers side window. (We later found out that there was metal in his eyebrow from said bullet.) He jumped out of the passenger door only to be met by 2 other men armed with knives. All together there were four men who proceeded to assault and maim my Father in Law. His injuries included a large gash to the stomach that required glue and 28 stitches, a stab wound to his arm that required 10 stitches, PTSD, and most recently seizures.

They haven’t found the four men who did it and from the forum Topix.com it seems like many recent crimes around there have gone unsolved.

Pretty shitty right? 

Well guess what? That’s not even the worst of it.

Sunday, August 14th, 2014, was FIL and MIL anniversary and the day my fiance had to go back to work until at least Thanksgiving. That morning we were all woken up to pounding on the door and my 16 year old sister in law answered to police claiming they had a warrant for my father in laws arrest. We were, and still are, in shock.

The police are claiming that he faked his entire assault including stabbing himself multiple times. We think it’s because he brought up the fact that no recent crimes had been solved in the town. As a result of my FIL being in jail we are lacking funds. He had been out of work because of his injuries and seizures and my MIL has POTS which makes it extremely difficult to carry on with every day tasks and nearly impossible to hold a job because there is such little understanding. Our land owner who were basically renting to own from is threatening us to kick us out. 

I AM NOT ASKING FOR FREE MONEY.

I will make you anything you desire for a donation. 

My beanies are $7 or 3 for $20 

My pot holders are 2 for 10

Skirts are $12 for infants and $20 for adults 

Aprons start at $50 and I’m trying to figure out how to make infant dresses.

Shipping is generally $5.

ANY donations are so appreciated. 

We all have clothes and food etc and if I get hate whatever I don’t care I just need help so bad. We don’t have cable and have the cheapest internet. We’ve sold cars and guns and have a truck that we cant fix yet. We’re just trying to keep a roof over our head so we don’t have to move. Were supposed to be getting a settlement but that could take up to a year for any money to come in from it. 

I am literally begging for help. Even if you can’t at least do me the favor of reblogging.

Also if you know me on FB don’t post this. It cannot be there yet because of our land lord. 

mamamadeleine thefirstandonlyeruanne lifecuzithappens mommareblogs have-f-a-i-t-h-inmomma la-maison-manquant housewifeswag 4357milesisnothing ldr-some

i’m going to buy some stuff as soon as i can okay. i hope things get better for you guys thats terrible :(

Thank you so much seriously even just a reblog is the greatest gift